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released August 20, 2010

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Track Name: Baby Bumble Bee
Look in that that flower. What do I see?
It's a pretty Baby Bumble Bee!
Well she's Yellow and black, with wings on her back.
And flying around, with a buzzin' sound.

Baby Bumble Bee
Won't you sing your song for me?
I'm not gonna bring ya home to my Mommy-
I will just let you be.

(Baby Bumble Bee Solo)

Baby Bumble Bee
Won't you sing your song for me?
I'm not gonna bring ya home to my Mommy-
I will just let you be.

Look in that that flower. What do I see?
It's a pretty Baby Bumble Bee!
Well she's yellow and black, with wings on her back.
And flying around, with a buzzin' sound.

Baby Bumble Bee

Baby Bumble Bee

Baby Bumble Bee
Track Name: Are We There Yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?

I’ve counted all the cows I’ve seen,
Played I spy, took a nap, had a dream.
Now my tooshie is falling asleep.
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
And the grown ups all sing the same old song,
And it goes like this:

Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?

I’ve counted all the cows I’ve seen,
Played I spy, took a nap, had a dream.
Now my tooshie is falling asleep.
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
And the grown ups all sing the same old song,
And it goes like this:

Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?

(In a round)
Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?
Oh, no, we’re not there yet!
Are we there yet, are we there, are we there yet?

I don’t know what I’m gonna do if we don’t pull over soon,
I might break down and cry!

What? We’re here, already! Whoa!
Now we’re here yet, now we’re here, now we’re here yet.
Now we’re here yet, now we’re here, now we’re here yet.
And I’m happy! Yay!
Track Name: Be Quiet!
When you’re in the library, it’s important to
BE QUIET!
When you’re in the library, it’s important to
BE QUIET!

Use your inside voice, not your out.
Try to whisper. Try not to shout!
People are reading and doing their studies.
Have a little courtesy for your buddies.

And then the librarian says,
“When you’re in the library, children,
It’s very, very important to BE QUIET!”

Now we are going to try to sing it quietly.
Get ready.

When you’re in the library, it’s important to
Be quiet!
When you’re in the library, it’s important to
Be quiet!

Use your inside voice, not your out.
Try to whisper. Try not to shout!
People are reading and doing their studies.
Have a little courtesy for your buddies.

Now we are going to sing it loudly.
Get ready!

When you’re in the library, it’s important to
BE QUIET!
When you’re in the library, it’s important to
BE QUIET!

Use your inside voice, not your out.
Try to whisper. Try not to shout!
People are reading and doing their studies.
Have a little courtesy for your buddies.

And the librarian says,
“When you’re in the library, children,
It’s very, very important to BE QUIET!”
SHHH!
Track Name: Birthday Everyday
Why can’t it be my birthday everyday?
Everyone that I know would get some cake.
And I would be so happy in every picture that you take,
If it were my birthday everyday.

Maybe I’ll write a letter to our president
And tell him of my birthday, birthday intent
And every calendar you would get would say on each day
Happy Birthday to you today.
Happy Birthday to you today.

Milton Wabble solo:
Hello, this is Milton Wabble,
I would like to show my support
Of ScottyRoo’s proclamation of a birthday everyday.
Last year at the office party
I was told that I would get cake but I did not.
Cake is communal. I like cake.
I think if we did write a letter to the president, perhaps,
We could create more awareness in a birthday everyday,
Increasing my chances of cake.

Why can’t it be my birthday everyday?
Everyone that I know would get some cake.
And I would be so happy in every picture that you take,
If it were my birthday everyday.

Maybe I’ll write a letter to our president
And tell him of my birthday, birthday intent
And every calendar you would get would say on each day
Happy Birthday to you today.
Happy Birthday to you today.
Happy Birthday to you today.

Milton Wabble solo:
I just got cake and I am extremely happy!
Track Name: Pet Kangaroo
Why can’t I bring my pet kangaroo
to school with me to play today?
She’s very intelligent and cool.

So I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
Hop up and down with my pet kangaroo
And I’ll bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce all around with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.

Why can’t I bring my pet kangaroo
In the bouncy thing with me?
She doesn’t have her shoes on you see.

So I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
Hop up and down with my pet kangaroo
And I’ll bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce all around with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.

Why can’t I bring my pet kangaroo
In the pool to swim with me?
She has her floaties on you see.

So I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll hop, hop, hop, hop, hop
Hop up and down with my pet kangaroo
And I’ll bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce all around with my pet kangaroo.
And I’ll jump, jump, jump, jump, jump
All over town with my pet kangaroo.

Why can’t I bring my pet kangaroo
to school with me to play today?
She’d be great for show and tell I’d say.
Track Name: Behind You!
There’s something following us.
There’s something right behind us.
I think I know just what it is.

It’s not my shadow, oh no!
It’s not a monster for sure!
I think I’ll tell you what it is.

Everybody has a bottom.
It’s right there on your behind.
It keeps us walking and standing tall.
You have yours, and I’ve got mine.

It’s never far behind me,
And I know it’s hard to see.
But I know it’s always there for me.

It helps keep my pants up well.
It lets me sit a spell.
Bottoms are like pillows for free!

Everybody has a bottom.
It’s right there on your behind.
It keeps us walking and standing tall.
You have yours, and I’ve got mine.

There’s something following us.
There’s something right behind us.
I think I know just what it is.

It’s not my shadow, oh no!
It’s not a monster for sure!
I think I’ll tell you what it is.

Everybody has a bottom.
It’s right there on your behind.
It keeps us walking and standing tall.
You have yours, and I’ve got mine.
You have yours, and I’ve got mine.
Track Name: Easy Chicken
It ain’t easy being a chicken,
Having to always cross that street
Just to get to the other side.

It ain’t easy being a chicken
People sometimes make foul jokes
Or bad puns or cracks, get the yolk.
Yeah, I get it.

People say if you’ve got bad hand writing
It looks like chicken scratch.
Or if you’re just a little bit scared
You’re a chicken to act like that.

It ain’t easy being a chicken,
But I guess it beats workin’ for a livin’.

I bock, bock around the barnyard
And the rooster goes cock-a-doodle-do.
The cows are all chewing their cud
And when they feel like it they go moo.

But it ain’t easy being a chicken
But I guess it beats workin’ for a livin’
But I guess it beats workin’ for a livin’.
Track Name: Pirates R Fun!
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we are.

We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we are.

Our favorite letter of the alphabet
Is definitely the letter “R.”
ARRR!
Other letters are okay, I guess,
But nothing is better than the letter “R.”
ARRR!

We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we are.

Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we are.

Our favorite letter of the alphabet
Is definitely the letter “R.”
ARRR!
Other letters are okay, I guess,
But nothing is better than the letter “R.”
ARRR!

We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we are.

Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we are.

Our favorite letter of the alphabet
Is definitely the letter “R.”
ARRR!
Other letters are okay, I guess,
But nothing is better than the letter “R.”
ARRR!

We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
We’re pirates, we are.

Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we’re sailin’.
Oh, oh.
We’re pirates, we are.
Track Name: Manners
Please say thank you, say thank you please.
Manners are important even if you sneeze.
Say excuse me or pardon me will do.

Try to close your mouth when you chew.
Try to keep your fingers out of your nose.
A tissue better when no one’s lookin’, I suppose.

But manners make the world a better place.
Try to keep a smile on your face.
Let’s all practice a thank you, thank you.
Let’s all practice a please, please.
Don’t forget about you’re welcome, you’re welcome.

If you burp, just say hey, excuse me.
Just try not to burp intentionally!
Try not to burp intentionally!
That’s a big word that means on purpose.

Please say thank you, say thank you please.
Manners are important even if you sneeze.
Say excuse me or pardon me will do.

Try to close your mouth when you chew.
Try to keep your fingers out of your nose.
A tissue better when no one’s lookin’, I suppose.

But manners make the world a better place.
Try to keep a smile on your face.
Let’s all practice a thank you, thank you.
Let’s all practice a please, please.
Don’t forget about you’re welcome, you’re welcome.

If you burp just say hey, excuse me.
Just try not to burp intentionally!
Try not to burp intentionally!
That’s a big word that means on purpose.

Manners make the world a better, better place.
Track Name: Stand Up!
Sometimes I get a little scared when
I hear a bump in the night,
But then I get up and I see that it’s alright
When I turn on the lights.

So when you hear something that’s not right
Just stand up and turn on the lights.
I’m more scared of being afraid so I’ll
Stand up and turn on the lights.

Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.

Someday you’ll be a grown-up,
And you’ll see or hear things that don’t seem right.
Just remember this song ‘cause your never to old
To feel a little scared or a bit of fright.

So when you hear something that’s not right
Just stand up and turn on the lights.
I’m more scared of being afraid so I’ll
Stand up and turn on the lights.

Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Stand up and turn on the lights.
Track Name: I Don't Wanna!
I don’t wanna fall asleep!
I just wanna play all night!
Monkeys jumping on the bed
And having pillow fights!

All fun has to end.
So we can go to sleep
And have more fun again.

So there’s good reasons for it.
I guess there’s good reasons for it.

But, I don’t wanna brush my teeth
Or wash my face!
Why can’t I run around
With my shoes unlaced?

I guess you want my teeth to stay around
And you don’t want me fallin’ down

So there’s good reasons for it.
I guess there’s good reasons for it.

But, I don’t wanna fall asleep!
I just wanna play all night!
Monkeys jumping on the bed
And having pillow fights!

All fun has to end.
So we can go to sleep
And have more fun again.

So there’s good reasons for it.
I guess there’s good reasons for it.
Track Name: Cool Caterpillar
Hey Mr. Caterpillar why are
you wearing a fur coat it’s hot outside?

Hey Mr. Caterpillar why are
you wearing a fur coat it’s hot outside?

Mr. Caterpillar:
I wear my fur coat outside because I’m cool inside.

Hey Mr. Caterpillar why are
you wearing a fur coat it’s hot outside?

Hey Mr. Caterpillar why are
you wearing a fur coat it’s hot outside?

Mr. Caterpillar:
I wear my fur coat outside because I’m cool inside.
When it’s hot, hot, hot outside,
Yes, I’m a cool, cool, cool inside.
I’m a cool caterpillar, cool caterpillar.
I’m a cool caterpillar, cool caterpillar.
Cool like cucumber, cool like an ice cube.
I’m a cool caterpillar, cool caterpillar.

Oh, well I guess that answers that.
He wears a fur coat ‘cause he’s cool on the inside.
Makes sense.
Track Name: Pick Up!
All the baby chicks are running around,
Having a fun time in chicken town.
Playing hide and peep,
Staying out of the streets,
But all their toys are on the ground.

So the mother hen says to everyone there,
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
All the girls and boys pick up your toys.

All the baby chicks are running around,
Having a fun time in chicken town.
Playing hide and peep,
Staying out of the streets,
But all their toys are on the ground.

So the mother hen says to everyone there,
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
All the girls and boys pick up your toys.

Okay little chicken, it is time to play your harmonica
(Harmonica solo by the little chicken)

So put your toys away
So we can have more fun another day.
And the mother hen says to everyone there,
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
All the girls and boys pick up your toys.

Hey little chicken, play your harmonica one more time.
(Harmonica solo by the little chicken)

So put your toys away
So we can have more fun another day.
And the mother hen says to everyone there,
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
All the girls and boys pick up your toys.

Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
Pick up your toys!
All the girls and boys pick up your toys.
Pick up your toys!
Track Name: Tickle Fish
Look out everybody! I see something there!
It’s a Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish.
And it looks just like it’s heading this way.
Uh oh. Hmm.

Don’t be scared! It’s just a pretend fish.
It’s your hand, moving a swish.
Everybody make your hand swim like a fish.
There you go, back and forth, make it swish.

Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish swimmin’ near my tummy.
Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish, I think your funny.
Don’t tickle me too long or I’ll make a tickle wish.
A tickle wish, what’s a tickle wish?

Tickle Fish go far away from me.
Come back another tickle day.
Tickle day, you’re making that up!
There’s no Tickle Day!
Oh, sure there is.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday and, then, Tickle Day.
No, that’s not true.

Look out everybody! I see something there!
It’s a Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish.
And it looks just like it’s heading this way.
Hmm. Uh oh.

Don’t be scared! It’s just a pretend fish.
It’s your hand, moving a swish.
Everybody make your hand swim like a fish.
There you go, back and forth, make it swish.
Good.

Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish swimmin’ near my tummy.
Tickle Fish, Tickle Fish, I think your funny.
Don’t tickle me too long or I’ll make a tickle wish.
A tickle wish, that’s not true!

Tickle Fish go far away from me.
Come back another tickle day.
Tickle day, you keep saying that.
There’s no Tickle Day!
Track Name: Dog is Love
D-O-G spells Dog.
L-O-V-E spells Love.

Runnin’ around with my best friend,
Laughin’ at him chasin’ his tail.
At night when I’m cold or scared
His comfort never fails.

D-O-G spells Dog.
L-O-V-E spells Love.

Soon as I open that door
I feel like a hero comin’ home.
Thank you for makin’ a dim day bright.
Thank you for givin’ us the gift of sight.

D-O-G spells Dog.
L-O-V-E spells Love.
Track Name: Pickle Feet
I think it’s time to take a bath
‘Cause your feet smell like a pickle.
They’re just a little bit ripe,
And I don’t even want to tickle.

Those pickle feet, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?

Pickle like a dill,
Pickle like a sweet,
Pickle like a sour, sour.
Maybe after bath time, bath time,
They’ll smell just like a flower, flower.

Pickle feet, oh, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?

I think it’s time to take a bath
‘Cause your feet smell like a pickle.
They’re just a little bit ripe,
And I don’t even want to tickle.

Those pickle feet, oh, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?

Pickle like a dill,
Pickle like a sweet,
Pickle like a sour, sour.
Maybe after bath time, bath time,
They’ll smell just like a flower, flower.

Pickle feet, oh, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?

I think it’s time to take a bath
‘Cause your feet smell like a pickle.
They’re just a little bit ripe,
And I don’t even want to tickle.

Those pickle feet, oh, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?

Those pickle feet, oh, pickle feet,
How did you get those pickle feet?
Track Name: Feeling Animal
If I were a chicken,
Crossin’ the street might be repetition.
I’d like to sing a song
So don’t be chicken to sing along.

Sing like a chicken:
Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.
Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.

Everyone:
Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.
Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.

If I were a sheep,
I’m might get tired of people counting me.
I’m not a big bad wolf
So won’t you sing along with me?

Sing like a sheep:
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

Everyone:
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.

If I were a cow,
I might be over jumpin’ over the moon.
I have a pretty good moo
So to you I’d like to sing this tune.

Sing like a cow:
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Everyone:
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo.

Just remember all our animals
Have some feelings too.
And we all are animals
That’s me and you.
Track Name: Safety Pays!
Just because everyone’s in a hurry
I don’t have to be when I cross the street.
So take your time and look both ways
‘Cause safety pays.

Parking lots are big.
Parking lots look fun.
Just try not to run.
Remember this.
They are hard to resist.

So take your time and look both ways
‘Cause safety pays.

Just because everyone’s in a hurry
I don’t have to be when I cross the street.
So take your time and look both ways
‘Cause safety pays.

Parking lots are big.
Parking lots look fun.
Just try not to run.
Remember this.
They are hard to resist.

So take your time and look both ways
‘Cause safety pays.

So take your time and look both ways
‘Cause safety pays.

Take your time and look both ways.
Hmm, left, right, we’re good.
Track Name: Train!
Here comes that train.
It’s rollin’ down the tracks.
Here comes that train.
Everyone stand back.

Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, choo-choo, choo-choo
Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, woo-woo, woo-woo

Get ready to go faster:
Here comes that train.
Rollin’ down the tracks.
Here comes that train.
It’s goin’ really fast.

Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, choo-choo, choo-choo
Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, woo-woo, woo-woo

Now slow it way down:
Here comes that train.
It’s goin’ really slow.
Here comes that train.
Pullin’ into the depot.

Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, choo-choo, choo-choo
Chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga, chug-ga,
Chug-ga, chug-ga, woo-woo, woo-woo

Train is coming home!
Track Name: Uncle Knuckles
I feel pretty inside,
And no one can take that away from me,
You see.

I feel pretty inside,
And no one can take that away from me,
You see.

Uncle Knuckles solo:
I feel pretty inside,
And nobody takes that away from me,
You see.

I feel pretty inside,
And nobody takes that away from me,
You see.

I feel pretty inside,
And no one can take that away from me,
You see.
Track Name: ScottyRoo's Kazoo Marching Band
I want to start ScottyRoo’s Kazoo Marching Band!
Let’s all march in place- with our kazoos in our hands!

A kazoo’s a perfect instrument
‘Cause all you got to do is hum into it.
And nobody would ever argue
If we all played our kazoos, that’s true.

I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!
I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!

A kazoo’s a perfect instrument
‘Cause all you got to do is hum into it.
And nobody would ever argue
If we all played our kazoos, that’s true.

I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!
I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!

A kazoo’s a perfect instrument
‘Cause all you got to do is hum into it.
And nobody would ever argue
If we all played our kazoos, that’s true.

I want to start ScottyRoo’s Kazoo Marching Band!
Let’s all march in place- with our kazoos in our hands!

A kazoo’s a perfect instrument
‘Cause all you got to do is hum into it.
And nobody would ever argue
If we all played our kazoos, that’s true.

I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!
I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!

A kazoo’s a perfect instrument
‘Cause all you got to do is hum into it.
And nobody would ever argue
If we all played our kazoos, that’s true.

I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!
I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
I can’t hear you!

I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?
Let me hear you!
I speak kazoo, do you speak kazoo too?